I can't move

Today is a very sore day. I cannot move. I was worthless while coaching. I feel like a rusty tin-woman... Squeaking and creaking along. Owwie.

Side note: When biking, if you hear "On your left!" that is code for "move over, clown!" I am so sick of people who ignorantly ride their bikes in the middle of the very crowded bike path! Who do they think they are?! The bike path is very dangerous-- more dangerous than the road in my opinion, and it irritates me when some herb just farts along at a sickly slow pace right in the middle. Honestly-- you should need a license to ride on paths. Equally as annoying is when people ride side by side. I understand sometimes you go on a bike ride with that special someone and want to talk during it. Fine, but when you hear "On your left!" MOVE OVER. For three seconds go back to single file biking, let the person pass, then continue whispering sweet nothings as you ride. C'mon people!